About Phoebe
Phoebe North is a 26-year-old writer originally from the fantastic (and possibly mythical) land of Central New Jersey. She currently lives in northern Virginia with her husband, her cat, a ukulele, and a comically large television. Though she doesn't put much stock in astrology, she, like most Capricorns, is stubborn, hard-working, and resourceful, and she dislikes ignominy and ridicule--though she suspects that most people dislike ignominy and ridicule, anyway.
I like this song.
"THERE IS ONLY ONE BITCH. ONE BITCH WITH MANY FACES."
*FADE TO MAN DRIVING AWAY IN DODGE PRODUCT.*